(Source: novumstella)

afrikan-mapambano:

Excellent editorial cartoon

Interview is in person. They want me to bring a writing sample too. Ack

twicr:

Probably the worst robot army ever. 
starwars:

Roger, roger.

twicr:

Probably the worst robot army ever. 

starwars:

Roger, roger.

I have an interview for a big boy job next week.

Working with a government contractor supporting the DOD’s Computer/Electronic Accommodations Program (CAP) support services as an assessment analyst. 

I’m excited not only for the prospect of better pay, but also that I would be working to help people with disabilities to have a fulfilling career

Less exciting is that i’ll be joining NOVA’s legendary worst-in-the-county commute.

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

engelen:

Rick and Morty AKIRA homage.

jonnyborgoroth:

bokunotraplord:

I am 90% sure all of the sriracha on my burrito managed to drip down to the bottom because that last bit felt like hot lava.

Bruh, cock sauce doesn’t belong on burritos! You need some

Cholula or something

bokunotraplord:

I am 90% sure all of the sriracha on my burrito managed to drip down to the bottom because that last bit felt like hot lava.

Bruh, cock sauce doesn’t belong on burritos! You need some

draghoulationcomplete:

This guy shot into a car of black teenagers and killed one for playing their “thug music” too loud at a convenience store and is (rightfully) sentenced to life in prison. And how do they portray him? Crying, “heartbreaking final words”, “learned his punishment”.

karlsparxxx:

browncoatfromtheshire:

M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’.

O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness?

M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer.

:(

holy shit

(Source: willliamgraham)